• Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
• Me: gets in bed
• Me: how was earth created
• Me: who made microwaves
• Me: how does the interenet even work
• Me: I'm hungry
• Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
• Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
• Me: too wired to sleep.

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• Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
• Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.

posted 6 months ago with 284,345 notes

• mom: who are you laughing with?
• me: my computer

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